Wednesday, November 08, 2006
Elections After Glow
In the dewy after glow of yesterday's elections, I am spent. Languishing with a satisfied smile on my face, I will bask in the satisfaction I feel for as long as I can stretch it. Both Houses of Congress were ripped out of the greedy, corrupted controlling claws of the republican crime ring by furious command of The People. A nationwide message was delivered straight to the White House. It read simply, "You suck beyond comprehension. Signed, The People Of the United States Of America."
No one needs to ask if we're all on the same page. We all wrote the same page. The myth of "irreconcilable differences" was castrated and left bleeding on the floor of the White House Propaganda Department. May it rot into the shape of an extended middle finger and be forever imprinted on the hallowed walls of the Oval Office. Just a friendly reminder to those who would be king: We don't need no stinking king. WE are the kings and queens and we don't plan on stepping down for anybody. Peel me a grape baby.